Collecting Beanbags T-Shirts

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Important balloons, $30.

Bee Mine

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Madam Zelda sees all'

Devil holding balloons

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'You're obsessing again.'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

Socially Distancing Clowns

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

Bat Globe.

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"It's good practice between battles."

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

"I shop therefore I am!"