Banana Detective Saga Prints

The Banana Crime

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Pie Filling Reader

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Who stole my candy?

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Banana Ballet

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Modern animal communication

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'You are what you eat!'

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Those guys are too green; I'm waiting for Mister Ripe.

"Oh, I don't know, I find him quite appealing!"