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'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Peel poker.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

Banana Yoga

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

The Imperfect Storm

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Poetry debate

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Dark Clouds

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"