Juicy Drama Seeker Pillows

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"An everything Martini, please."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Noah's ark, many lions

Zoo animals.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.