Drama Seekers Pillows

"Well look who just breezed in..."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Cut!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Theatre Masks and Butts

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Falstaff

Mikado

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."