Drama Seekers Pillows

"Well look who just breezed in..."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Falstaff

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

Mikado

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....