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Find the ideal gift for your stage story enthusiast with our collection of witty and creative products. Perfect for actors, playwrights, and lovers of theatrical tales, our items celebrate their love for drama in a fun and memorable way. Whether they’re on stage or in the audience, these gifts will inspire and amuse anyone captivated by the magic of storytelling.
Captain
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
Blue Stockings
'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.
'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'
What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.
'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'
Downloads.
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'
Addicted to reading
Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'
Freedom of the press
Homage to Hans Christian Andersen
Book Lovers in Richmond
Technology and literature
"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'
Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'
Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
"Shall we put it in play?"
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to your stage story seeker. Perfect for caffeine-fueled rehearsals or scriptwriting marathons, these mugs make every coffee break a moment of inspiration.
Add some theatrical flair to their home with our plush pillows inspired by stage storytelling. Ideal for comfy evenings or as a thoughtful gift for drama lovers.
Brighten up their space with inspiring prints celebrating the art of storytelling. Perfect for decorating a rehearsal room or living area of a creative stage enthusiast.
Discover our witty and creative t-shirts designed for those who love the stage. Perfect for casual wear or opening nights, these shirts express their passion for storytelling.