Stage Story Seeker Prints

Captain

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Addicted to reading

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Book Lovers in Richmond

Technology and literature

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"Shall we put it in play?"