Mattress Seeker Gifts

'We don't want to sleep on it, it's to put our savings under.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Don't wake me up..."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I'm pooped.'

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

The domino effect.

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"