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'We don't want to sleep on it, it's to put our savings under.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

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'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

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"Don't wake me up..."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

'I'm pooped.'

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

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"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

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