Mattress Kings T-Shirts

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Lazy Rower.

"We can't agree on a size."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Refrigerator for the really lazy

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

The domino effect.

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"I drink to forget."

The Princess and the Pea

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

"Looks like you need a KING."

"He says if this is his death bed - he'd like a harder mattress."

Memory-Loss Foam.

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "