Mattress Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Soft Landings

Bookworm Sleepover

"This stool shall pass."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Second aid

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Curtains haberdashery

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Staycation Photos

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'