Mattress Connoisseur Pillows

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Soft Landings

Bookworm Sleepover

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Second aid

Curtains haberdashery

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"You're stealing the blanket."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'