Ticket Collector Gifts

Need tickets.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Can you hurry and process my parking tickets...I'm double-parked.'

'To be fair, the ticket tout did warn us that it was restricted viewing.'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'It's great: The queue is moving quite quickly...'

'Waste of twenty quid.'

'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Skip the sermon.. just give me the ticket.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'And this one's for fibbing.'

'Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Have you noticed? Today's moviegoer is younger and more affluent than ever.'

Royal wedding tickets - Buy one get one free.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Two for Tomb Raider."

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

"When I saw you tearing down here, I thought 50 minimum."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

E.S.L. tickets 50% off

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ticket - Theatre Royal a Comedy with the Mock Doctor - For the benefit of the Author of the Farce.

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'There it goes again, Doreen - that knocking!'

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