Tavern Owner Gifts

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Guitar pickin'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."