Theater Owner Mugs

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Tut and Carmen.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Shaken not stirred

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."