Puppet Show Pundit Gifts

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Eldrow

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Finger puppets in church.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Ventriloquist Audition

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I think it's some kind of power point presentation.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Oval Office

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'This is the way to do it.'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

Ventriloquism for Beginners

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Before Powerpoint.

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

'The threat of mutiny arises on Leif Ericson's longship'

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.