Puppet Show Pundit Gifts

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Finger puppets in church.

Ventriloquist Audition

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Oval Office

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'This is the way to do it.'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Before Powerpoint.

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'The threat of mutiny arises on Leif Ericson's longship'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"I already regret buying him a phone. He won't stop texting me."