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A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

A Puppet Named Juan

Tut and Carmen.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"She said don't forget the straw."