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"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"What's your occupation?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Send in the Clones.'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Now cut that out!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer