Puppet Entertainer Mugs

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Leslie Caron.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Send in the Clones.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Now cut that out!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'