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Punch has a smoking break.

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"How about a hand."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

Finger puppets in church.