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Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Leslie Caron.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Finger puppets in church.

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"It's the dog."