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'No, I am not talking to myself!'

'No one stole your act - and he won't appreciate being accused of doing so when he's not here to defend himself.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I already regret buying him a phone. He won't stop texting me."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"He won't talk but I will!"

'This is the way to do it.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'The good news is that we have doubled our staff without adding more space.'

Finger puppets in church.

"Come on . . . talk!"

"And this is is my dominant hand."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"How about a hand."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Talking Dog.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)