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"You're on kid. Break a string!"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Finger puppets in church.