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Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

"He still finds giving negative feedback really difficult!"

Do you need a hand?

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

The palliative puppet show was awful. The end couldn't come soon enough.

'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'I say we decide by a show of hands.'

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'To cut down on malpractice suits, my colleague, Dr. Hand, will do all the talking...'

Groundhog Making Shadow Figures.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

Bored at the City Morgue.

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'

'Yes, Dr Chuckles, we'd better get this sucker rammed in the ol chest cavity.'

Surgeon going into operating theatre with glove puppets.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

'I'll believe you're sober, and weren't lying to me about drinking and driving when you can touch the tip of your nose.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'

'Do you have any other references besides Mr. Boo Boo?'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'