Puppet Storyteller Gifts

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

'He does.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Ventriloquist Grave

Finger puppets in church.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

Ventriloquist Audition

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"It's the dog."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'