Theatre Patron T-Shirts

Ghost of Christmas Future

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'It's my favorite.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

To-Let Town Centre Map

Wildcats Strike.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Yes, but is it art?"

Tilted painting

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

Pub Kendo.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

John Ruskin

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'