Theatre Patron Pillows

Ghost of Christmas Future

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'It's my favorite.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Wildcats Strike.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"Yes, but is it art?"

Tilted painting

Pub Kendo.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

John Ruskin

Circus trousers