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"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

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"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

Tilted painting

"Yes, but is it art?"

Pub Kendo.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Year of the Rat

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

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John Ruskin

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'