Performing Arts Patron Pillows

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Yes, but is it art?"

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Tilted painting

Can Can

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

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Theatrical Christmas.

John Ruskin

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Circus trousers

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Supporting the arts'

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.