Performance Patron Pillows

"Can I get back to you? There's a bloody racket going on here."

Circus trousers

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'They all want to play the star.'

Tut and Carmen.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Mikado

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"Yes, but is it art?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Tilted painting

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Bike powered computer.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

John Ruskin

Brass Band

Theatrical Christmas.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

An honesty of agents

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Ghost of Christmas Future