Performance Patron Mugs

"Can I get back to you? There's a bloody racket going on here."

Circus trousers

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

'They all want to play the star.'

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Yes, but is it art?"

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Tilted painting

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Bike powered computer.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

John Ruskin

Brass Band

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Theatrical Christmas.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

An honesty of agents

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

One woman show