Performance Art Patron Mugs

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Tut and Carmen.

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Senta jumps into the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Juggler and Illusionist

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Interpretive napping

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Octopus on Keys.

Mime father in the delivery room.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

I Heart Juggling