Performance Art Patron Mugs

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Tut and Carmen.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Juggler and Illusionist

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

1,572 Performances.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Interpretive napping

Octopus on Keys.

Mime father in the delivery room.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

I Heart Juggling

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?