Performance Art Lover Mugs

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Ramon was truly a polished performer...walking backwards up a spiral staircase, blindfolded and totally unassisted, while comparing private health insurance packages!"

Why am I clapping, it's cr*p!

Mime Flash Mobs.

I Heart Juggling

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

"You're on mute."

Senta jumps into the sea

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'Our records show you've never appeared on a TV reality show. Are you some kind of subversive?'

Madonna

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Another invisible box? There's no room for the ones we have."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'It's the Joneses!'

"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Skaters

Interpretive napping

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

The Solid Gold Dancers,

Tightrope walkers.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Extreme miming"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.