Puppy Promoters Gifts

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

What they're thinking.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"And she smells great!"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"