Friendship Advocate Gifts

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"You can always count on me."

'I've been demoted to bromances.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Never Borrow Never Lend, If You Want To Keep A Friend.

"In my day Virginia was for people who were just friends."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like Master, but I really consider you to be my best friend..."

Fish Friendships.

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

But I told you I just wanted to be friends. Sue. Ed.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Networking

"Be kind"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"