Friend Who Is An Advocate Gifts

Inequality Protests

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Prejudice/Empathy

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"You can always count on me."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

Horace Mann

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Hey, didn't I vote for you?"

"It wouldn't be fair for us to get married until gays can be legally married, too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

Ted Kennedy.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"At worst, You Honor, my client was an unwitting accomplice to the heinous crimes actually committed by this felonious knife."

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."