Partnership Promoter Pillows

"Partnerships work well if you know how to get along."

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Club DJ.

Make love not war

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

An honesty of agents

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Give and Take.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

What about the company car you promised?

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

''Fighting like cats and dogs'? That's just for parents: I don't see why we can't be friends...'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.