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'Hell for Bees.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Bees v Wasps

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

Save the termites.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'She thinks of them as her children...'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Protecting the green

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Honeycomb

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.