Punny Plant Lover Gifts

Hardy Annuals

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A Venus cow trap.

Thanks

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

"What are you in for?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.