Punny Plant Lover Gifts

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Thanks

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

A Venus cow trap.

Pea

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"It's inoperable and perennial."