Bird Of Prey Fan Gifts

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'