Ancient Civilizations Aficionado Gifts

"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"

Pharaoh's room.

"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."

"Hercules hiscules"

"You're early."

'We need to talk about the laborers' daily wine ration.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Pyramids exploding.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mummy Tourist

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''