Ancient World Aficionado Gifts

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy

Those Were The Days

Traffic Jam in Ancient Egypt

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Well Alexander, what are we going to do about the Athenean money crisis?'

'You know Alexander if you go on like this you could unite the whole of Europe.'

Atlas Explained.

Poseidon

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."