Ancient World Aficionado Prints

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy

Those Were The Days

Traffic Jam in Ancient Egypt

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Well Alexander, what are we going to do about the Athenean money crisis?'

'You know Alexander if you go on like this you could unite the whole of Europe.'

Atlas Explained.

Poseidon

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.