Ancient Cultures Aficionado Gifts

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"This just in by special delivery. We have skybox seats when they're burning the Christians."

'It's all hand made.'

"So you need money for municipal bribes to get your pyramids rezoned for cemetery use."

"Might I sound a note of caution?"

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Platos Republic - 'Jeez! I thought they were deomcrats!'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Hunters vs. Gatherers

Egyptian Shrink

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Egyptian Football

Sphinx Comes Alive

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'