Lover Of Ancient Civilizations Gifts

Mummy Tourist

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues