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Mummy Tourist

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

"I'm having my entrails read."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Closed for Renovation

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Park and Ride dilema

Anubis loved his evening rides.