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"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"

Pharaoh's room.

"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."

"Hercules hiscules"

"You're early."

'We need to talk about the laborers' daily wine ration.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Pyramids exploding.

Mummy Tourist

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'