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Roman Golfer.

"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I didn't know the Egyptians did burials at sea!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Janus.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

Bronze age games

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Sphinx Comes Alive

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian Football

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists