Ancient Culture Aficionado T-Shirts

Roman Golfer.

"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I didn't know the Egyptians did burials at sea!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Janus.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

Bronze age games

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Egyptian Football

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"