Lover Of Ancient Cultures Gifts

Archaeologists doing a Selfie

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Easter Island Secret

Mummy Musician

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Park and Ride dilema

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."