Ancient Civilization Lover Gifts

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

Gone to Lunch.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Egyptian Football

Egyptian chiropractor.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

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Mummy Tourist

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'